It’s so weird and creepy…I totally dig it.

My friend and I just had a 20 minute convo about opening a cat farm with my hot TA as the naked pool boy…you want in?

I hate Phish. They’re everything I hate about Vermont.

I want to pet my Mirena right now.

We are watching TV and snuggling and then BAM!, a wild dildo appears.

You know, it’s always ok to burst in and brush your teeth and shit when I’m in there. My mouth has been on your vagina, I don’t really care